Monday, March 9, 2009

Ze Hype

Love. The easiest thing to be seen around in today's world. You love your mum n dad, you love your girlfriend, you love your bro, you love your girlfriend, your pet dog, your girlfriend, neighbour's daughter, girlfriend, your best friend's girlfriend, your own..well, y'know. You have so much of love inside you that you just can’t bear to give it to only one person (read your very own you-know-who). How could you be so selfish?!

Without sounding extremely biased, most of the relationships at the ripe college-going age must be based on the following reasons:

1. Because my best friend has a partner and I don’t have one.
2. Because my worst enemy dares to have one when I don’t have one.
3. Because my (current) partner became my ex-partner, after throwing a huge tantrum on prom night, when he/she noticed me dancing with his/her ex-partner/ex-partner’s best friend.
4. Because my ex-partner found one (instead of spending his/her life mourning that he/she lost me) when I didn’t try to (Well, I was waiting for him/her to initiate the happy cycle, actually).
5. Because I’m the sexiest guy/gul (gay/gal) in town.
6. Because I’m dirty rich and I’d like to take up charity work for CCD by serving it for approximately 7 hours everyday (without holiday).
7. Because I’m bored.
8. Because, oh well damn.

Erm, did I miss out on the ‘love’ part above somewhere? :|
Queer.

PS: The wind blo(g)s after a seriously long break(-up); but it’s gonna rush up a storm.